‘Overprotective’ mum bans her kids from balloons, bunkbeds and skipping ropes after years working in a funeral home

Lauren and one of her sons as a baby
‘I’ve cared for a lot of children at funeral properties, and it’s an expertise you by no means recover from’ (Image: SWNS)

A mum-of-two has banned her toddlers from taking part in with balloons, skipping ropes, magnets, lightsabers, and trampolines – all due to what she noticed when working as an undertaker.

Former mortician Lauren Eliza, 29, says she attended so many kids’s autopsies that her time on the job made her extra-cautious about her personal kids.

Lauren, a stay-at-home mum, from Fort Myers, Florida, mentioned: ‘Folks name me the Grinch as a result of I hold presents and toys away from my children.

‘I chuckle about it. I’m an overprotective mum and that’s okay.

‘I seek advice from myself as a scarred mortician. I’ve cared for a lot of children at funeral properties, and it’s an expertise you by no means recover from.

‘I don’t let my children go on trampolines, and I’d by no means take them to a trampoline park.

‘We don’t do bunk beds, they usually don’t put on pyjamas with a string waist band in case they handle to tug them out. There are nonetheless loads of toys they will play with.

Pictured Lauren Eliza at a pool
Skipping ropes and PJs with drawstrings are additionally off the desk for her children (Picure: Lauren Eliza/ SWNS)

‘Accidents can occur within the blink of a watch. I simply do all the pieces I can to cut back the possibility of unintentional demise.

‘They don't seem to be allowed balloons as a result of if the little items get of their mouth they will get sucked up into their trachea.

‘They don’t have skipping ropes or magnets. I don’t allow them to have lightsabers or something like that as a result of it might trigger head accidents. Youngsters might be actually tough.’

Lauren can also be strict concerning the meals she provides her sons, aged two and 4.

She mentioned: ‘I lower up grapes for them as they will simply choke on them.

Lauren Eliza and her partner after the birth of one of their sons
She’s all the time been overprotective of her kids (Picure: Lauren Eliza/ SWNS)

‘I wasn’t allowed to eat peanuts till I used to be six and that would be the similar for them. I don’t hold any small issues that they may choke on.

‘They've sneakers with shoelaces on, however I cover them away, to allow them to’t pull the laces out.

‘Demise is one thing that may occur to anybody. Speaking about demise in kids just isn't a preferred dialog, however it is a crucial one.’

After she grew to become a mom, Lauren determined to step away from the demise enterprise, for concern of the psychological repercussions that will have reverberated by way of her dwelling in any other case.

‘I used to be nervous about bringing the feelings of labor dwelling to a new child,’ she mentioned.

This extremely risk-averse angle isn’t new to Lauren’s household, as her personal father Pat, 53, was an undertaker and a paramedic, and had comparable guidelines for her toys when she was a toddler.

‘There was a listing of issues I couldn’t play with,’ she mentioned.

‘However I had a traditional childhood and didn’t know why my mother and father restricted issues till I grew to become an grownup.’

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