David M Green: the 10 funniest things I have ever seen (on the internet)

We first bought “the Web” on our household pc in 1996. I recall staring on the thick CRT monitor for about quarter-hour as photos on the Thomas the Tank Engine homepage appeared line by line and pondering this was fairly tedious.

Skip ahead to 1999 when a good friend and I realised we may use our modem to make prank cellphone calls. The recipient – usually a classmate we didn’t like or, extra typically, their dad or mum – would choose up the cellphone and listen to one thing akin to a fax machine attempting to determine a connection. We, on the opposite finish, would hear confused voices popping out of the modem’s inside speaker.

This gave me my first Friday detention; we did get a bit carried away. It additionally gave me my first match of internet-spurred laughter – although actually not my final.

1. Catchphrase: snake charmer

I like all the things about TV gameshows: the music, the sound results, the fabulous prizes rotating slowly. I’ve written questions for a couple of. I even hosted my very own on Channel 31. However I may by no means dream of matchingthis notorious 1994 second from the UK’s non-Burgo model of Catchphrase. The best way all the things comes collectively is simply magic.

2. Mr Bankrupt

Mr Bankrupt was an Adelaide establishment, very like Glenside. The low cost retailer was recognized for its loud and annoying advertisements with most likely essentially the most over-the-top voiceover on Australian tv. I like making enjoyable of promoting however I don’t assume it’s doable to make them extra ridiculous than the actual factor. And in case you thought that advert was irritating, think about a complete classroom stuffed with 13-year-old boys doing their very own renditions.

3. Aunty Donna’s Cresps

As a rule, I hate all comedy and comedians. However the first time I noticed Aunty Donna speaking about crisps and tea towels on a Channel 31 Melbourne present known as Misplaced Canine TV again in 2012, I snapped my finger, pointed on the TV and mentioned “sure”, then went on-line and watched their whole again catalogue. They're fairly merely the best sketch group in Australian historical past and it was evident proper from their earliest work.

4. Stuart has most cancers (gown rehearsal)

The unique and the most effective of SNL’s “The Californians” sketches. Depicting Los Angelenos as blond valley ladies and beige surfer dudes who can solely talk utilizing freeway routes is good satire however what makes the gown rehearsal model so nice is the actors cracking one another up. As quickly as Fred Armisen (who hardly ever corpses) says “whattayoudoinhere?” you possibly can see in Invoice Hader’s eyes that he’s gone. And as soon as he’s gone, they’re all gone.

5. A succulent Chinese language meal

I’ve been obsessive about the Democracy Manifest video for greater than a decade. There are actually 15 killer traces in these 60 seconds. I quote no less than one every day, even going as far as to shoot a shot-for-shot parody only for enjoyable.

Over the past couple of years increasingly more of the story behind that 1991 incident have trickled out, however this good ABC podcast from Lawrence Bull is the definitive clarification of Mr Democracy Manifest, Jack Karlson.

It’s not all laughs, however one explicit anecdote 12 minutes in about his first time in jail within the Nineteen Fifties had me rolling. And kudos to sound engineer John Jacobs. Can’t anticipate the Jack Karlson biopic: A Succulent Life.

6. Simpsons shitposting

Simpsons shitposting Facebook group
Photograph: Fb

I first found the enjoyment of Simpsons shitposting in 2015 when Malcolm Turnbull challenged Tony Abbott and a few hilarious memes from a web page known as Simpsons In opposition to the Liberals appeared in my feed. There at the moment are scores of Fb teams the place individuals mash up photos from The Simpsons, paste different individuals’s heads on to the characters and add captions for satirical impact. It’s an extremely versatile format.

I reckon the most effective is Compuglobalhypermeganet Australia & New Zealand – little question as a result of so many Aussies had been successfully brainwashed by 20 years of The Simpsons each evening at 6pm on Channel Ten. And because the launch of the web site Frinkiac in 2016, it’s by no means been simpler to get a Simpsons screenshot and make your personal meme.

The fellows who created that web site deserve the Nobel prize for literature.

7. Interview with Nameless hacker

That is one among my favorite early sketches from my good pals and fellow Mad as Hell writers Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall and Andy Matthews. They do high quality work.

8. Penis inspection day

I noticed this prank some Melbourne highschool children performed a few years in the past and thought it was hilarious. They’d gotten the pedantic language and formatting of the varsity letter spot on. It was particularly humorous as a result of I went to an all-boys center faculty and I used to be fairly gullible so I couldn’t assist however think about what my very own response would have been. I think I'd have been fairly freaked out.

Children have been pulling this one all all over the world since no less than 2010. Guess that makes it a traditional.

9. Bob Johnson smashes costs!

It’s been 15 years since Australia’s funniest and subsequently finest radio present – Get This with Tony Martin, Ed Kavalee and Richard Marsland – went off the air however every so often I’ll be driving and immediately, a random line like “this field of sand isn’t suitable with my printer!” pops into my head. I'd have included the Warwick Capper soundboard prank calls however Mark Humphries beat me to it. As a substitute, right here’s my favorite pretend advert.

10. Peter Russell Clarke swearing

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In terms of TV cooks, because it typically does, I got here of age in the course of the Iain Hewitson interval. I’d by no means heard of Peter Russell Clarke till round 2008 when some sweary bloopers from a collection of 80s cheese commercials surfaced on-line. They’re fairly humorous on their very own however I got here throughout this video on Instagram just lately the place somebody has mashed up the intro to his ABC cooking present Come & Get It with the bloopers. To cite Keith Floyd, simply good!

  • David M Inexperienced is a comic and author on Shawn Micallef’s Mad as Hell, which airs Wednesdays 8.30pm on ABC. He additionally opinions videotapes on his webseries VHS Revue. You may comply with him on Twitter, Instagram, and Fb

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