The king and queen of popular fiction: Marian Keyes and Richard Osman on their successes and struggles

“So, how does it really feel to be a publishing phenomenon?” the Irish author Marian Keyes asks TV producer-presenter and now fellow novelist Richard Osman, over Weight loss plan Cokes and chocolate croissants. “A record-breaker of record-breakers?”

For as soon as, publishing “phenomenon” (pronounced as 4 phrases by Keyes for emphasis) isn't any exaggeration: Osman’s first novel The Thursday Homicide Membership offered 45,000 copies in three days in 2020 and his follow-up, The Man Who Died Twice (launched in paperback this month), was one of many fastest-selling novels since data started. Stats-wise he's up there with Dan Brown and JK Rowling: as Keyes factors out, the type of “occasion” that solely occurs each 15 or 20 years.

“I like numbers very a lot,” replies the king of teatime trivia, modestly. “However on the coronary heart of it, I’m happy with the books. So the numbers to me simply mentioned: ‘Effectively it is a thrill.’ It should be the identical for you. You’d all the time offered lots of copies, however you went by means of a bit when everybody was saying, ‘ what? That is truly sensible literature.’ All of a sudden you have been elevated,” he says. “You turned a super-brand.”

Interviewing Osman and Keyes is like being caught in a cuddle between two nationwide treasures, albeit a barely lopsided one. The picture shoot – Osman’s 6 ft 7 subsequent to the diminutive Keyes along with her darkish fringe and spiky eyelashes – resembles one between Roald Dahl’s BFG and Matilda. Hair and make-up, not to mention private make-up artists, are usually not par for the course for writer interviews, however that is the one signal of their super-brand standing. At 51 and 58 respectively, they're as beautiful (a favorite phrase for each) as everybody’s mum says, they usually actually love their mums (to whom their novels are devoted). Fortunately, they don't seem to be too good for a superb gossip about sure high-profile figures.

Marian Keyes and Richard Osman
‘Make mainstream issues in addition to you probably can,’ says Richard Osman. Photograph: David Vintiner/The Observer

They met on Twitter in 2014. Keyes hadn’t heard of Osman as a result of she’d been “within the throes of a breakdown” for a number of years. “I can’t say something to that, can I?” Osman quips. Recovering from despair, she thought a stint on BBC TV’s Strictly Come Dancing spin-off present It Takes Two may be enjoyable. “They have been ignoring my pleas, so I assumed: ‘I'll harness the ability of Twitter.’” Osman despatched her an encouraging direct message. Thirty seconds later – by coincidence – an e mail landed: “‘You’re in!’” Osman had lengthy been a fan of Keyes’s novels. On the finish of the audio ebook model of The Thursday Homicide Membership the pair have recorded a touching interview, discussing writing and their related backgrounds. They each take into account themselves introverts. Actually? “A sort of alpha-introvert,” Osman clarifies. “You'll be able to operate in a really demanding world,” Keyes provides. “Then I prefer to go and watch the snooker,” Osman finishes. “Ah, beautiful!”

The writer of 15 novels, most just lately Once more, Rachel, a sequel to the bestselling Rachel’s Vacation printed in 1997, for a few years Keyes was the queen of chick-lit (a phrase now largely retired, together with the pink covers). With a string of TV hits as a presenter (Deal or No Deal, Complete Wipeout and 8 Out of 10 Cats in addition to Pointless and Home of Video games) behind him and now two blockbuster books, Osman has been dubbed “the grasp of mainstream”. If there’s any snub supposed in these middlebrow monikers, publishing’s royal couple couldn’t give two hoots. “Hilariously, it’s meant as an insult,” Osman says. “Like standard fiction is an insult,” provides Keyes.

“You’ve acquired to put in writing books you'd learn,” Osman says. “I needed to put in writing an clever ebook that was very accessible. That’s not in a cynical manner. I make tv and if I’m happy with one thing I would like the utmost variety of individuals to take pleasure in it. My pure intuition has been to put in writing one thing that individuals will take to their hearts.”

And take it to their hearts they've. For anybody who isn’t one in every of its 1000's of readers, The Thursday Homicide Membership is against the law caper set within the upmarket retirement village of Coopers Chase. Starring 4 beginner sleuths – a retired MI5 agent, a former nurse, a psychiatrist and a commerce unionist – it's a profitable mashup of the Well-known 5 and the A-Workforce; each large influences on the younger Richard. As Keyes observes, it's also a bit like Large Brother (Osman labored for Endemol, the manufacturing firm behind the present): “These characters who could not have something in frequent are thrown collectively till they're voted out by the grim reaper.” Movie rights have been snapped up by Steven Spielberg. Keyes knew that she was in good palms from the primary web page, she says, which opens within the first-person with retired nurse Joyce. “She’s simply speaking to me. She’s Mrs John Lewis, she’s Mrs Center England. I assumed: ‘I do know you, I really like you.’”


You don’t go to Keyes or Osman for grit or gore. In an unlikely assembly of romantic comedy and comedian crime, they've every created a feelgood fictional universe, made actual by moments of sorrow and tenderness. “I discover the world extremely sharp and pointy, particularly in the intervening time,” Keyes says, “and in [Osman’s] books I simply really feel completely satisfied and protected. Yeah, there are murders, nevertheless it’s in regards to the individuals.”

Osman is an enormous fan of Agatha Christie, whose spirit looms giant over The Thursday Homicide Membership, and Dorothy L Sayers, in addition to up to date crime writers Val McDermid and Mark Billingham; it was Billingham who inspired him to start out writing over lunch someday, giving him two essential ideas for a profitable crime novel (and no, he’s not telling). Nevertheless it was Keyes, along with her conversational tone and mild comedian contact, even when coping with darkish topics, to whom he seemed in looking for his voice. “If you write your first ebook, you suppose ‘What the fuck is that this?’” he says, as his novel didn’t match the standard crime format. “I assumed ‘Maintain on, that’s what Marian does, maybe it’s OK.’ She gave me permission to hold on.”

Marian Keyes accepting the Sainsbury popular fiction award at the Galaxy British book awards 2007.
Marian Keyes accepting the Sainsbury standard fiction award on the Galaxy British ebook awards 2007. Photograph: Joel Ryan/PA

From her first novel, Watermelon, in 1995, Keyes’s fiction, regardless of her chatty type, has handled tough points together with dependancy, divorce, despair, consuming issues and grief. But regardless of such a protracted writing profession, her work hasn’t been given the identical crucial consideration as male comedian writers equivalent to Nick Hornby or David Nicholls. “Perhaps if I used to be Martin Keyes my books could be regarded in a different way,” she advised me in a earlier interview. Over time she has honed her reply to the inevitable query as as to whether this bothers her: not any extra (she’s offered greater than 35m copies, in any case), however there’s a much bigger financial level to be made. “Energy and cash are beautiful. Males have much more of it than ladies. And they're going to defend it,” she says. “You'll be able to’t go spherical telling ladies that they're good at stuff, as a result of they're going to get concepts above their station! Girls will count on to be paid extra, they may count on crimes towards them to be taken extra critically, they may count on to be helped with their share of the emotional labour within the dwelling.”

Literary snobbery has all the time had greater than a whiff of misogyny about it. “It's also very efficient to inform ladies who just like the books that they're studying garbage,” she continues. “As a result of it's extremely humiliating to be advised: ‘Jesus, you’re not studying that shit are you? And also you went to college?’”

Osman means that this lastly appears to be altering. Grown Ups, Keyes’s most formidable novel, which was printed in 2020, was given correct – and overwhelmingly optimistic – critiques. “A sort of a gradual accretion of affection or delicate respect has constructed up,” she concedes.

“Let’s not wait 50 years to reassess humorous feminine writers ever once more,” chips in Osman, citing the instance of the Fifties comedian novelist Barbara Pym. “You needed to wait years earlier than individuals went ‘Oh truly … ” And thank goodness, as a result of 50 years in the past we’d nonetheless be ready for… ”

“For me to pop my clogs,” Keyes finishes for him.

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Marian Keyes: profession highlights

Present

1963

Born on 10 September in Limerick, Eire and raised in Cork, Galway and Dublin. Research regulation at College School Dublin and strikes to London in 1986.

1995

Publishes her first ebook, Watermelon, a couple of lady who's deserted by her husband after giving delivery to their youngster; it's a runaway success. Marries Tony Baines (above); the next yr quits her accounting job and the pair transfer to Eire.

1999

Her bestselling second novel, Lucy Sullivan Is Getting Married, is customized right into a TV sequence, and in 2003 Watermelon is made right into a TV movie starring Anna Friel (above). Keyes’s books go on to promote greater than 35m copies worldwide.

2009-21

Wins the Irish standard fiction ebook award for This Charming Man; in 2016 wins standard non-fiction ebook of the yr for her memoir Making It Up As I Go Alongside. In 2021, she is called writer of the yr.

2022

Publishes her 18th novel, Once more, Rachel, a sequel to her 1997 hit Rachel’s Vacation. The Observer overview praises her “trademark wit, humour and whip-smart dialogue”.

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“I’d be at your funeral saying, ‘ what? She wasn’t a nasty author,’” he laughs.

Take John Grisham, says Osman. He could not have the prose type of Julian Barnes “however nobody else writes a John Grisham ebook in addition to John Grisham. It's a must to be the very best particular person at writing the kind of ebook you write. My view is – make mainstream issues in addition to you probably can. Make it higher than individuals suppose it's going to be.” For the file, the up to date novel he thinks pulls off nice storytelling and trendy prose is Francis Spufford’s Golden Hill – “finest ebook of the century”.


Class, they each agree, is every part, particularly on the subject of comedy. They every describe themselves as coming from “lower-middle-class” backgrounds. Having “a reasonably good grasp of the place you might be from and the place you’ve ended up” is beneficial as a author, Osman says. “You might be type of on the battlements taking a look at every part.”

Rising up – Osman in West Sussex, Keyes in Dublin – it was all in regards to the tv. (When he's studying, Osman says, he can all the time spot the writers who didn’t watch TV as children.) For Keyes, “TV was how we bonded, it was the time we spent collectively. We didn’t go on middle-class rambly walks,” she says, swinging her arms.We by no means went out to the backyard as a result of the lead for the telly didn’t stretch that far. We'd go to my granny’s home for every week, there’s wasn’t a telly and we have been a bit anxious.”

Osman’s love of TV prolonged proper as much as the top credit. “I’d have a Rolodex in my thoughts as to why I preferred sure programmes and why I didn’t.” He by no means imagined he may someday work in tv, however on his first day at Channel 4 after graduating from Cambridge, he realised he had been in an apprenticeship for 15 years. “After all that is my job!” he thought. “My first years in telly have been nice as a result of it was full of people that didn’t watch telly. So I knew stuff.” Presenting Pointless for 12 years has proven him the place British tradition is de facto at. “Folks suppose individuals hearken to Radio 4 they usually don’t,” he says. “I’m not knocking Radio 4. It’s sensible. Nevertheless it’s a very small group of individuals and that’s wonderful. Folks watch telly.”

Osman presenting Pointless with Alexander Armstrong in 2009, the year it first aired.
Osman presenting Pointless with Alexander Armstrong in 2009, the yr it first aired. Photograph: Man Levy/Brighter Footage

Osman credit his mom, Brenda, for giving him and his brother, Mat (the bass guitarist in Suede), the liberty to do what they needed rising up: she by no means made them go to lessons or play the piano, or pushed them to go to college – “Clearly she’d have been livid if we hadn’t”. As an alternative “she was shiny sufficient to let me sit and watch TV,” he says. “It's a must to let your children be no matter it's they're and my mum labored that out a few years earlier than the self-help books.”

“God, you have been blessed,” Keyes interjects.

“Positively blessed,” he replies. “With my dad, much less so.”

Osman’s father left when he was 9. Everybody was very “English” about it; the primary he knew of any difficulties was when his father referred to as him into the lounge and advised him he was leaving. His mom turned a main faculty trainer: individuals nonetheless name out “Hey, Mrs Osman” after they stroll round Haywards Heath. She would stuff envelopes within the evenings to usher in more money, however shielded him and his brother from any sense of economic hardship or disappointment.

It's now a part of Thursday Homicide Membership lore that it was impressed by the retirement village in Sussex the place Osman’s mom, Brenda, now lives. She was interviewed by the Sunday Occasions saying that she thought the prose was “fairly staccato”, however she’s acquired used to it now. “Solely your mum might try this, proper?” Osman laughs.

Brenda Wright celebrated her eightieth birthday just lately and got here as much as London to go to her sons. “She mentioned: ‘I'll flip up at 12 and I can be leaving at 4.30. All I would like is a Chinese language takeaway.’” Which is precisely what occurred.

“A Chinese language takeaway!” Keyes exclaims. “My mom wouldn’t ever probability it!” Keyes is forbidden from revealing her mom’s age. “She’s a really highly effective determine,” she says of her mom, who has her personal notoriety because the inspiration for Mammy Walsh and the “Outdated Vumman” of Keyes’s full of life Twitter presence. “She’s the scale of a fork. She has a purse and cauliflower perm. And she or he’s lovely, she actually is.” It's from her mom that Keyes inherited her present for storytelling, together with “a powerful seam of bleakness” and “a capability for nice pleasure”.

Each writers agree that the very best a part of being profitable is with the ability to deal with their households, particularly their mums: second solely, due to his top, to all the time travelling enterprise class, Osman jokes. “I’ve type of lived my life within the good order,” he says. “Once I grew up we had no cash however we didn’t know. I didn’t have a clue. Now each single pound I earn, I’m like ‘Ahh, isn’t this nice!’ Each single factor I purchase, I’m like, ‘Oh my god, I can’t consider I’m shopping for it.’”


But the craic however, these writers have greater than whopping gross sales figures in frequent: Keyes was an alcoholic; Osman suffers from meals dependancy. As he says, “You might be both controlling it or not controlling it.” There hasn’t been a day Osman hasn’t battled with meals since he was 9 (no shock, the time his father left), across the similar age that Keyes simply knew “one thing was mistaken, one thing was damaged. One thing wanted painkilling.” At first it was sugar for her too, then books. They each mainlined Enid Blyton for some time. “However then alcohol was the large one,” she says. “The drug of selection. It was the factor that helped me cross over from feeling like a faulty human being to with the ability to move myself off as regular. Nevertheless it was an issue instantly as a result of I all the time needed extra.”

When she was 30, earlier than she started writing, Keyes was despatched to a rehab clinic by her household after making an attempt to kill herself. “You’ve all the time acquired to go one additional,” Osman deadpans. His wake-up name was barely much less dramatic. However when he lastly realised that his behaviour was “weird” and dangerous, he confided in a boss at Hat Trick who discovered a therapist for him instantly. Each Keyes and Osman are evangelical about remedy. Keyes has been seeing the identical therapist for 12 years. “She has saved my life, actually. And it simply retains me regular. It retains me accountable”. Osman checks in along with his solely each six weeks or so nowadays. It's no marvel therapists pop up of their novels.

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Richard Osman: profession highlights

Present

1970

Born Richard Thomas Osman on 28 November in Billericay, Essex and raised in Cuckfield, West Sussex. Research politics and sociology at Trinity School, Cambridge, graduating in 1992. Now lives in London with actor Ingrid Oliver (above).

2009

Creates BBC sport present Pointless, through which contestants try to search out obscure solutions to common information questions.  Co-presents it with college good friend Alexander Armstrong (above). Writes numerous quiz books between 2012 and 2019.

2017

Presents Richard Osman’s Home of Video games, through which celebrities compete to win prizes equivalent to cushions or bread bins. Additionally seems on reveals equivalent to Would I Mislead You?Have I Obtained Information for YouQI and Taskmaster.

2020

Publishes fiction debut The Thursday Homicide Membership, at present being tailored into a movie by Steven Spielberg’s manufacturing firm, Amblin Leisure.

2021

Publishes the sequel, The Man Who Died Twice, described by writer Kate Atkinson as “a factor of pleasure”.

2022

Broadcasts he's leaving Pointless after 13 years to focus on writing. The third ebook within the four-novel sequence, The Bullet That Missed, can be printed in September.

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A part of Keyes’s affinity along with her character Rachel is that they're each addicts, she says: Once more, Rachel sees our heroine again on the Cloisters, the rehab clinic of the sooner novel, however this time as head counsellor. Cara in Grown Ups is fighting bulimia, and Osman’s small-town detective Chris is all the time one Costa double-chocolate muffin away from beginning a weight-reduction plan. However in some methods every part they write is seen by means of the prism of dependancy. “If you're any type of addict it is extremely arduous to be judgmental,” Osman says. And it's this empathy and forgiveness that has received over so many readers. “Too many individuals regard dependancy as an ethical failing or as virtually a selection, or a weak spot,” Keyes provides. “It's completely not. It's an try and self-medicate. Each addict I’ve ever met, and I’ve met many, has had one thing in themselves that may be very uncomfortable to dwell with. It comes from every kind of trauma.”

And dependancy is available in many guises, Osman stresses. “It may be work or energy. It's no matter it is advisable to cowl up your disgrace and to run out of your trauma.” Having accepted your personal vulnerability, he says, “you see it in every single place. You see disgrace in every single place … You see it in different individuals on a regular basis. You'll be able to see it in main politicians.” Any time anybody does something bizarre, his first thought just isn't, “you're a horrible human being”, however “you might be an addict. You've disgrace. You've trauma… I see an terrible lot of ache on this planet and it makes me really feel very compassionate in direction of individuals.”

Osman wrote The Thursday Homicide Membership in secret over 18 months when he had a spot in his filming schedule. He writes for not more than two hours, aiming for 1,000 phrases a day, besides when he’s on set. “I can’t be TV head then ebook head.” As soon as he had 10,000 phrases it was simpler to hold on than hand over. “It’s like going to the fitness center. In case you go for an hour day by day for a yr you then’ll be match. In case you write 1,000 phrases a day for 90 days you then’ve acquired your self a 90,000 phrase ebook.”


But even Osman is discovering it difficult to juggle presenting a each day quizshow and his new profession, and just lately introduced that he plans to step down from Pointless. “Folks all the time mentioned ‘How do you match every part in?’ however truly, I simply didn’t have sufficient time.”

He reveals us a photograph of his desk on the prime of his home in Chiswick, adorned solely by his tabby Liesl Von Cat. Keyes additionally works within the spare bed room, again in Dún Laoghaire, taking a look at a clean wall, though she has lastly invested in a cork board and index playing cards due to the knotty timelines in Once more, Rachel. Of all her novels that ebook “gave me probably the most heat”, she says. She wrote it throughout lockdown, and whereas it wasn’t fairly the identical as seeing her circle of relatives, returning to the Walshes gave her “a sense of security”. Having all the time resisted writing a sequel (the Walsh books are all standalone novels), she is now reluctant to cease.

“If individuals liked season one in every of one thing, the factor they may need most on this planet is season two, season three, season 4. As long as you refresh it,” Osman insists. The stress of writing a second novel may need been too nice had he not been staying at Coopers Chase. The Man Who Died Twice barely misses a heartbeat earlier than selecting up the place the primary ebook ended – you'll be able to’t grasp round in case your characters are of their late 70s. He's weeks away from finishing the third – “I’m on practice tracks, I do know the place I’m heading” – with a fourth all lined up. After 4 books in 4 years, he plans on taking a break to put in writing “an airport thrillery-type novel”, earlier than returning to the Thursday Membership. “You'll be able to say something you want about me however I’m fast,” he quips. He likes to think about a future through which he can be on ebook quantity 25.

“Is there a degree that you simply suppose someday you’d prefer to cease writing?” he asks Keyes.

“Completely not. The thought horrifies me,” she replies.

“I've a query for you”, she says in a low voice, after a protracted pause. “Would you do Strictly?”

“No. I wouldn’t have time to do all of the coaching and have the affair,” he fires again, a line he could have used earlier than.

“However you might be sensible at every part.”

“Ballroom dancing much less so. Would you do Strictly?”

“Noooo! I'm so clumsy. I solely need to do one thing if I might be actually good at it,” Keyes admits. “And I really like that present with all my coronary heart.”

They each love the present.

Keyes has a ultimate query. “Is it true you might be getting married?” Osman met his companion, Physician Who actor Ingrid Oliver, throughout lockdown.

“Sure. Thrilling, isn’t it?”

As Keyes says of her fondness for completely satisfied endings: “I all the time like to complete on the good bits.”

  • The Man Who Died Twice is printed by Penguin (£8.99) and Once more, Rachel by Michael Joseph (£20). To assist the Guardian and Observer order your copy at guardianbookshop.com. Supply prices could apply

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