Platinum Party at the Palace review – you can understand why the Queen didn’t turn up

The final time the outside of Buckingham Palace and the Mall was was a live performance venue – for the Gary Barlow-curated diamond jubilee celebration in 2012 – the Queen arrived halfway by: a canny little bit of timing that meant she acquired there in time for Kylie, Stevie Surprise and Paul McCartney however missed Jessie J, in addition to Gary Barlow and Cheryl Tweedy’s unprovoked assault on Girl Antebellum’s Want You Now.

This time, she gamely took half in a sketch with Paddington Bear, tapping out the rhythm of Queen’s We Will Rock You on a teacup earlier than Queen themselves appeared – Brian Might, clad in a jacket coated in drawings of badgers, acting on a hydraulic platform – however didn’t present up in particular person in any respect, which was a shock: what apparently poorly 96-year-old wouldn’t need to spend a night watching Jax Jones and Sigala?

Not even a uncommon public look from disco’s most elusive famous person, Nile Rodgers – this time guesting with Duran Duran – might tempt Her Majesty from the consolation of Windsor Fortress.

She missed a present that grew extra visually spectacular as evening fell, and tried to be all issues to all folks – picks from musicals and appearances by dancers from the Royal Ballet subsequent to Craig David and TikTok-boosted teen pop star Mimi Webb.

There was enjoyable available watching the viewers trying completely baffled by Stefflon Don – this visibly wasn’t the Brexit they voted for – though even essentially the most ardent republican is likely to be compelled to confess that the breakout stars of the TV protection had been Prince George and Princess Charlotte, eight and 7 years outdated and visibly bored mindless by the entire thing: you had been struck by the sensation that their mother and father may simply give in and hand them their iPads at any second.

Alicia Keys.
Alicia Keys in motion. Photograph: Jeff J Mitchell/Getty Photos

The live performance was on safer floor with Sam Ryder, who restored nationwide satisfaction at Eurovision, and certainly George Ezra, though the road in Inexperienced Inexperienced Grass’s refrain about throwing a celebration on the day you die was decorously edited out.

Presumably aware of hymning the nonpareil greatness of a former colony in entrance of Buckingham Palace, Alicia Keys modified the lyrics of Empire State of Thoughts in order that they reference London as a substitute of New York.

Celeste and Hans Zimmer supplied an intriguingly darkish tackle What a Great World, however the tried and examined stuff goes down the very best: Elbow doing One Day Like This; Rod Stewart eschewing his personal hits in favour of barking his method by the assured singalong Candy Caroline; a video of Elton John performing Your Tune in Windsor Fortress projected on the entrance of Buckingham Palace; and Diana Ross’s headlining efficiency, which began shakily with a race by Chain Response and the title observe of her most up-to-date album, however picked up significantly with its finale of Ain’t No Mountain Excessive Sufficient.

Earlier than Ross appeared, Prince Charles made a joke concerning the viewers cheering loud sufficient for the Queen to listen to them in Windsor. Within the unlikely occasion that she might, you probably did surprise if the noise might need disturbed her whereas she was busy watching one thing else.

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