‘The Queen’s gone round the bend!’ – HM in pop, from Slowthai to the Smiths to Blur

The most well-known music about Queen Elizabeth II is named God Save the Queen, and so is the second most well-known. The Intercourse Pistols’ determination to report and launch their anti-monarchist screed in time for the silver jubilee was probably the most good provocation in a profession consisting of just about nothing however good provocations. The band had been enjoying the music for a number of months beneath its authentic title, No Future, however supervisor Malcolm McLaren mentioned the phrase sounded “like an advert for a financial institution”. Significantly better, he thought, to hijack the nationwide anthem, flip it the other way up and hitch a journey on the jubilee. What a coup.

One other factor the Intercourse Pistols’ hit shares with the nationwide anthem is that it's not about Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor however an emblem of the British state. For John Lydon, the Queen isn't just synonymous with “the fascist regime”, she’s “not a human being” in any respect. The music quickly spirals away from the ruler in direction of the resentfully dominated, “the flowers within the dustbin”. Britain was so fraught in 1977 – politically, socially, economically – that to many younger folks, the patriotic jubilee festivities had been a bitter farce of nostalgia and denial, like bunting on a bomb web site. As Jon Savage writes in England’s Dreaming: “Right here was the last word assertion of pop’s eternal current, simply for the time being when the lots had been celebrating the previous.”

People singer Leon Rosselson’s extra verbose On Her Silver Jubilee elaborates Savage’s level:

For though the pound might tumble, though panic fills the air
Though authorities might crumble, and the cabinets practically naked
Although the steps start to rattle, and the rats start to stare
She enfolds in mystic unity her topics in every single place
And we all know we’re secure from hurt whereas nanny’s there

Reissued but once more in time for the platinum jubilee (because it was for the respective 2002 and 2007 celebrations), God Save the Queen turns into responsible of the identical nostalgia it critiques – a tawdry echo of a once-glorious explosion. So profitable in 1977 that rumours persist to this present day of a dirty-tricks marketing campaign to maintain it off the highest of the charts, the Pistols’ tirade grew to become a magnet for anybody who loathed the jubilee and a goal for individuals who didn’t. The tabloids went berserk. Lydon claimed he was knifed by a gang of thugs who cried: “We love our Queen, you bastard!” But 38 years later, the singer claimed: “I by no means mentioned I didn’t both. I simply don’t just like the establishment.” That summary high quality is current in nearly all songs in regards to the Queen. She is a red-white-and-blue blur that hardly ever swims into focus.

Jagged blows … the Manic Street Preachers outside Buckingham Palace in 1991.
Jagged blows … the Manic Road Preachers exterior Buckingham Palace in 1991. Photograph: Martyn Goodacre/Getty Photographs

The Queen ascended to the throne in 1952, the identical 12 months the UK singles chart was launched, however she has by no means been a lot of a pop fan. In a listing of her 10 favorite songs launched to the press in 2021, the one quantity that was launched throughout her reign was Sing by Gary Barlow and the Commonwealth Band that includes the Navy Wives, chosen, maybe, for causes that weren't totally associated to musical high quality. She enjoys golden-age Broadway musicals and is, in line with Woman Elizabeth Anson, “a implausible dancer. She’s obtained nice rhythm”.

The primary music in regards to the Queen was Younger Tiger’s extraordinarily literal 1953 calypso I Was There (On the Coronation). She regarded “actually divine”, apparently. However previous to the Intercourse Pistols, the monarch’s presence in pop was largely confined to fanciful cameos. The bitterly mediocre narrator of the Kinks’ David Watts grumbles that he has by no means met the Queen. The fireman within the Beatles’ Penny Lane retains her portrait in his pocket, however then so does anybody who carries money – as Paul Weller sings within the Jam’s Down within the Tube Station at Midnight: “I fumble for change, and pull out the Queen.”

Songs about assembly the precise individual had been cheerfully ridiculous, like Paul McCartney’s foolish love music Her Majesty (“a fairly good woman however she doesn’t have rather a lot to say”) or U-Roy’s comical toker fantasy Chalice within the Palace: “I’m coming down di palace / Gonna lick ah me chalice / Gonna dub it with ya majesty.” In BB King’s Higher Not Look Down, a party-weary Queen seeks the venerable blues guitarist’s recommendation: “Oh BB, generally it’s so arduous to tug issues collectively / Might you inform me what you assume I must do?”

On the subject of protest, the Intercourse Pistols’ all-out assault stays the alpha and omega of anti-monarchist rants. Solely Repeat by the Manic Road Preachers comes near its ferocity, with its jagged blows at “dumb flag scum” and “Royal Khmer Rouge”; Royalty by the Exploited is just too fist-blunt to take significantly. The lyrics of the Stone Roses’ Elizabeth My Expensive could also be bluntly regicidal however they’re couched in a wisp of a folks ballad. Within the Smiths’ Nowhere Quick, Morrissey fantasises about doing nothing extra treasonous than pulling his trousers down in entrance of Her Majesty. Catatonia’s Storm the Palace is a punky republican manifesto with a comic book sensibility: “Flip it right into a bar / Make ’em work at Spar.”

Slowthai at Glastonbury in 2019.
‘Nothing Nice About Britain’ … Slowthai at Glastonbury in 2019. Photograph: Alicia Canter/The Guardian

The Queen is a throwback to the nineteenth century in Billy Bragg’s Take Down the Union Jack. She’s an avaricious parasite within the Housemartins’ Flag Day, and a sneering quasi-dictator in Crass’s Huge A Little A. Within the grime period, she resurfaced because the taunting embodiment of privilege and inequality in Dizzee Rascal’s 2 Far (“I dwell road and he or she lives neat”) and Slowthai’s Nothing Nice About Britain, however when Slowthai aimed a weapons-grade expletive at her in 2019, there was barely a whisper of controversy. For one factor, the likes of Prince Andrew have finished such an intensive job of discrediting the monarchy from inside that exterior assaults now really feel extra like paintballs than hand grenades. The heretical energy of the Intercourse Pistols is unrepeatable. For one more factor, Slowthai’s insult isn’t actually directed at her as a person. No protest music is.

Songwriters recognise the basic paradox of the Queen: without delay probably the most well-known lady on this planet and but completely unknowable. She appears to have sublimated herself to the calls for of the establishment. Rosselson sang of “a glass cage round her and an absence in her eyes”. The shortage of any deep understanding of the actual individual created area for creativeness and desires.

The best of the phantasmagorias is The Queen Is Lifeless, which is each Johnny Marr’s favorite Morrissey lyric and the Smiths’ four-cornered masterpiece, with every member firing on all cylinders. This unfathomably unusual and, in its manner, majestic music opens with a pattern of the wartime ditty Take Me Again to Expensive Previous Blighty being sung within the 1962 movie The L-Formed Room, which was already dated in that context. It isn't simply the monarch who's lifeless, “her head in a sling”, however the entire nation, with its “cheerless marshes” and aroma of decay.

Watch the video for the Smiths’ The Queen Is Lifeless, directed by Derek Jarman

On the similar time, there’s a subversive strand of homoeroticism that derives, just like the music’s title, from the novel Final Exit to Brooklyn, and a broad streak of music-hall humour. As Michael Fagan infamously did in 1982, Morrissey breaks into Buckingham Palace. “I do know you and you can not sing,” the Queen says tartly. “That’s nothing,” he replies. “It is best to hear me play piano.”

Each side of the younger Morrissey coexists right here, related by nothing however dream-logic, the band’s rampaging urgency and a silver thread of suggestions. That is England, in all its unhappiness, absurdity and underdog defiance; the suffocating pall of privilege and hypocrisy but additionally the wit and romance. Morrissey described the royal household, with out exception, as “magnificently, unaccountably and unpardonably boring” however The Queen Is Lifeless is sort of the alternative.

The Smiths’ music forged as lengthy a shadow because the Intercourse Pistols’, and it's a peculiar irony that each bands’ singers soured into nostalgic reactionaries. You'll be able to detect traces of Morrissey’s darkish whimsy in This Is a Low, Blur’s elegy for Britain within the type of an absurdist delivery forecast: “The Queen, she’s gone around the bend / Jumped off Land’s Finish.” It’s there, too, in Soiled Fairly Issues’ Bored with England, the place she “sits on her throne of bingo playing cards and rooster bones”, and within the Libertines’ Radio America, which finds her crying to previous motion pictures over afternoon tea on the palace. She has a shadow life in songs as a tragicomic image of loss and nationwide decline – extra sufferer than perpetrator.

Steve Ignorant of Crass in 1981.
‘Quasi-dictatorship’ … Steve Unaware of Crass in 1981. Photograph: Steve Rapport/Getty Photographs

Pet Store Boys’ Dreaming of the Queen stands out as an unusually nuanced and transferring portrayal. “I’d learn that one of the crucial frequent desires folks share is that the Queen comes spherical to their home,” Neil Tennant defined. “Typically it’s an anxiousness dream and generally it’s a pleasant dream.” (Badly Drawn Boy desires that he’s married to her in You Had been Proper, however that doesn’t cease him flirting with their next-door neighbour, Madonna.) Into this state of affairs Tennant weaves reflections on the Aids disaster and Princess Diana’s collapsing marriage. This Queen of the unconscious is a supply of each empathy (“The Queen mentioned I’m aghast / Love by no means appears to final”) and awkward comedy (“For I used to be within the nude / The previous Queen disapproved”). The last word determine of authority can also be a matriarch saddened by the dying of affection. From a pair of avowed republicans, the tenderness surprises.

This may most definitely be the Queen’s final jubilee, which provides the pageantry a bittersweet valedictory undertow. You possibly can argue that the UK in 2022 is each bit as fractious, aimless and grubby because it was in 1977, if no more so, however there may be little urge for food for railing towards an ailing 96-year-old widow. For anybody dismayed by the present state of the nation, she is much too smooth a goal, her energy too depleted. The temper is extra This Is a Low than God Save the Queen.

And what of Charles? Solely the Smiths acknowledge his existence, and never kindly: “Don’t you ever crave / To look on the entrance of the Each day Mail / Wearing your mom’s bridal veil?” After seven a long time, we all know him far too effectively. There's melancholy there however no thriller. You observed few will dream of the King, and even fewer will assume him worthy of a ferocious broadside or surreal reverie. How may he presumably spark the creativeness like the girl who, so far as songwriters are involved, is in every single place and nowhere?

This text was amended on 1 June 2022 to say that 1952 noticed the launch of the UK singles chart, fairly than the High 40 chart.

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