Boss posts brutal job advert asking for ‘no wet wipes or Debbie Downers’

Phillip Shortman, 35, needs somebody who ‘hasn’t obtained mould underneath their finger nails or nails like samurai swords’ (Image: Wales Information Service)

A controversial job advert that asks for ‘no Darrens or Karens, moist wipes or Debbie Downers’ has divided opinion.

Phillip Shortman, 35, is on the lookout for an assistant supervisor who comes with ‘no coke, crack behavior or drink drawback and hasn’t obtained mould underneath their fingernails’ at his dessert store in Cwmbran, South Wales.

His plea on Fb for somebody who ‘doesn’t should be informed time and again, and nonetheless f***s s*** up’ thrilled some locals who named it ‘one of the best job advert ever’.

However others had been left unimpressed with the foul-mounted rant and introduced up Phillip’s personal previous as a web-based conman who made tens of hundreds promoting non-existent items on eBay.

The job advert learn: ‘We’re on the lookout for an superior ASSISTANT MANAGER, who needs a f***ing job: to leap on board with us, we don’t need Karen’s or Darren’s, so please no moist wipes, or Debbie downers.

‘I’ve heard all of it earlier than that you simply’re impolite, you’re unprofessional, that had been the a***holes, you’re infantile blah blah, bounce in your telephone and dial 0121-go-f***ing-do-one as you’re not what I’m on the lookout for!

It went on to ask for candidates who ‘can hit the bottom operating’ with ‘dedication and accountability’.

‘Critically now, for those who’ve obtained the expertise inside a managerial position inside hospitality, let’s say 2 years at the least requirement, with no coke, crack behavior or drink drawback or needs to make use of the store to hawk their medicine, and positively somebody who hasn’t obtained mould underneath their finger nails or nails like samurai swords, I feel then that’s a superb f***ing begin, in any case we're a meals institution, not Zanzibar’, Phillip wrote.

His job advert asks for somebody ‘with no coke, crack behavior or drink drawback’ (Image: Shorties/Wales Information Service)

Some folks on-line named it ‘one of the best job advert ever’, whereas others had been sad (Image: Shorties/Wales Information Service)

‘Is it an excessive amount of to ask that somebody is totally dedicated, desirous to kick a*** and assist us develop our model, who takes issues on board and works with us and never in opposition to us. 

‘If that seems like you-then get in contact, we wish our potential famous person who will come to an interview wanting casually presentable and on time and never appear like they’ve been dragged by way of a hedge with the motivation of a sloth.

‘You'll be able to’t convey your good friend, canine, or cat to the interview both, and don’t even consider strolling by way of the door with a can of f***ing monster in your hand – I feel you catch my drift.’

To finish his rant, the boss requested for nobody who ‘simply needs to point out common credit score that they’re making use of for jobs with completely zero intention’, including: ‘And for f***’s sake no school-leavers!’

Anticipating some fallout, he informed ‘whingy s*** home dossers who discover this offensive’ to ‘transfer on as I don't care about your opinion’.

Phillip was final jailed in 2015, however launched Shorties, which sells desserts, drinks and snacks, the next yr.

The store introduced this morning it's providing free ice cream to emergency staff amid the heatwave.

Shorties sells desserts, snacks, drinks and jacket potatoes (Image: Shorties/Wales Information Service)

Addressing his previous in a follow-up submit on-line, Phillip mentioned it was ‘very chequered and off-putting’.

He confessed he was an ‘an especially egocentric individual caught in a revolving door’, however later grew to ‘wish to work and graft and overcome the problems I had’.

He wrote: ’It’s been a hell of a journey, I’ve tarnished myself, my household, and the household identify, however all I can do is transfer ahead, what else am I presupposed to do?’

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