Title: Nigel.
Age: Present in data courting from the center ages.
Look: Vanishingly uncommon.
This sounds ominous. I’m afraid so. I come bearing unhealthy information. Nigel is about to go extinct.
Oh no, not Nigel. Sadly, sure. In line with the Workplace for Nationwide Statistics, no youngsters got the identify Nigel in 2020. In truth, solely 28 Nigels have been born within the UK since 2015.
I ponder why. Sure, I can't consider anybody who got here to prominence in the midst of the final decade, and was known as Nigel, and was objectively repugnant sufficient to principally homicide the recognition of a whole identify.
Don’t get political. Oh positive. Anyway, lengthy story brief, Nigels are critically endangered.
Effectively, we've to do one thing! Don’t fear: somebody is already on it.
Who? Nigel Smith, landlord of the Fleece Inn in Worcestershire.He has simply held one thing known as Nige-fest to drum up assist for this dying identify.
Nige-fest. Sure, and don’t mock it, as a result of it was a wild success: 372 Nigels turned up for the event. For reference, that’s extra Nigels than have been born within the UK since 1998.
That’s loads of outdated Nigels. And international Nigels too, don’t overlook. Nige-fest attracted Nigels from as far afield because the US, Nicaragua, Zimbabwe and Spain. There was additionally a canine known as Nigel, however he in all probability doesn’t rely.
So what did all these Nigels do? That’s straightforward. They have been entertained by varied Nigels: comedians, musicians, buskers and DJs. Additionally they signed the Guide of Nigel, which is actually a guide with the phrase “Nigel” written in it 372 instances.
Will Nige-fest revive the recognition of Nigel? Most likely not. Persons are about as more likely to name a baby Nigel due to a semi-ironic rural pub competition as they're due to a nightmarish rightwing demagogue.
I stated don’t get political. You’re a spoilsport.
So is Nigel useless for ever? No, under no circumstances. All names ebb and circulation in recognition. Nigel was a really unpopular identify for hundreds of years, till Walter Scott revived it together with his 1822 novel The Fortunes of Nigel. It simply takes one in style guide, or movie, or musician, or TikToker, and Nigel will come roaring again.
It may occur once more! And everybody is aware of that nothing is extra in style to oldsters than an extinct identify. Give it 10 years within the wilderness and also you’re going to see dozens of little Nigels operating round, all with excruciating hipster mother and father.
However at what price? It's going to in all probability imply far fewer youngsters known as Oscar, which needs to be a superb factor. We’re reaching epidemic ranges there.
Do say: “Convey again Nigel.”
Don’t say: “After which carry again Boris.”
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