Chums: How a Tiny Caste of Oxford Tories Took Over the UK by Simon Kuper – review

At a “slave public sale” on the Oxford Union in 1987 – an “alternative to purchase your favorite union particular person for the night” – there was, in response to the college newspaper, frenzied bidding for the providers of the kilt-wearing 19-year-old Michael Gove. He went for £35. Gove was identified on the time as one of many three pre-eminent orators within the small world of the college debating chamber – the others had been Nick Robinson, future BBC political editor, and Simon Stevens, till not too long ago chief govt of NHS England.

The earlier yr’s union president, Boris Johnson, failed to point out up for the slave public sale and was offered in absentia. Johnson’s personal rhetorical fashion differed from the self-conscious rigour of his friends. He had realized, Simon Kuper writes, in debates at Eton, “to defeat opponents whose arguments had been higher just by ignoring their arguments”. He provided as an alternative “rigorously timed jokes, calculated lowerings of the voice, and advert hominem jibes”. On this method, he had gained the election to union presidency with the assistance of varied self-described “votaries within the Boris cult”, together with Gove and future Covid sceptic Toby Younger.

The Johnson fashion was – Kuper notes on this brief, sharp and infrequently disturbing examination of how our present politics was first performed out at Oxford half a lifetime in the past – one thing new. For perhaps 30 years at Oxford, Tories had been in defensive retreat. The style of Johnson’s fast Conservative predecessors on the union, Theresa Brasier, her husband-to-be Philip Could and her greatest good friend (and future deputy prime minister) Damian Inexperienced, was notably halting and circumspect. However by 1984, emboldened by the dual forces of Falklands-era Thatcherism and Brideshead Revisited on the telly, archaic Tory voices – rigorously laced with ironies by Johnson – had been raucous once more. (David Cameron, two years under Johnson in school and Oxford, was a special form of throwback – wealthy sufficient and linked sufficient to really feel himself above the “hackery” of scholar politics.)

It helped this new breed, Kuper argues, that on the union, they had been typically joking amongst themselves. The Oxford College Labour Membership, excessive on Billy Bragg and miners’ solidarity marches, boycotted the debating chamber (one consequence, Kuper suggests, was that they “by no means realized to talk”). The political huge beasts on the left within the second half of the 80s, in college phrases, had been the Miliband brothers, Dave and Ted, and Eddie Balls and Yvette Cooper, organising hire protests at their respective schools. The younger Keir Starmer, who did his undergraduate diploma at Leeds, arrived in 1985 and made a stand about supporting the print employees at Wapping. Johnson may elevate predictable guffaws in union debates when characterising socialist college students as “retreating into their depressing dungareed caucuses”.

All of which is to say: if you happen to thought you knew the extent of the stubbornly incestuous Oxford networks that at present sit on the high of our politics, this e-book will nonetheless shock you. Monetary Occasions columnist Kuper himself arrived at Oxford in 1988, simply after Gove and Johnson had left. Kuper, from a north London complete college, principally inhabited a special social world to the topics of his e-book however, like them, he acknowledges, he was skilled by his Oxford humanities diploma primarily “to write down and communicate for a dwelling with out a lot information”.

He's scathing of these habits of educational educating on the college, which too ceaselessly rewarded bluffing and appeal over trade and doubt. Nonetheless, this isn't, he insists, “a private revenge on Oxford”. It’s relatively “an try to write down a bunch portrait of a set of Tory Brexiteers… who took an historical route by way of Oxford to energy”.

As Johnson himself remarked, if you happen to needed to know the way influential the Oxford Union was in British politics, you had solely to have a look at all the pictures of previous presidents (and future prime ministers) on its partitions. There was, nonetheless, one distinct distinction between these characters and their Eighties pretenders. As Kuper observes, the politicians of Anthony Eden and Harold Macmillan’s classic had been formed not solely by Eton and Oxford but in addition by struggle. By 2007, Rory Stewart – who had gone from Eton and Oxford to Iraq and Afghanistan – was observing that within the higher echelons of the Tory social gathering: “Churchill had been changed by Bertie Wooster.”

Kuper argues that although the clique round Johnson believed they had been born to energy, in contrast to the swashbucklers of empire they admired, they lacked a trigger to battle for. His e-book particulars how that “trigger” was ultimately drummed up by three different close to contemporaries at Oxford, all of whom fell below the sway of Norman Stone, the polymathic historical past professor, alcoholic and someday adviser to Margaret Thatcher. The primary of these was a younger Scot, Patrick Robertson, launched to Stone by Gove at a Burns Night time dinner, the second was Dan, now Lord, Hannan, and the third was probably the most intense of undergraduates, Dominic Cummings.

It was Stone who personally nurtured Cummings’s public schoolboy anarchy and who persuaded him to go to Russia after his diploma to get a really feel for the post-cold struggle world. Robertson, in the meantime, partly impressed by the historian’s abhorrence of the EU, left Oxford after his second yr to commit himself to the Bruges Group of Eurosceptics that he arrange whereas on the college. (Robertson, Kuper factors out, now lives in St Moritz, the place he runs the general public relations agency WorldPR, chargeable for the post-Brexit “international Britain” marketing campaign. He's additionally Kazakhstan’s honorary consul to the Bahamas.)

Hannan, amongst Kuper’s key witnesses right here, had grown up in Peru, the place his household had a poultry farm. After the collapse of communism, he sniffed – together with Stone – a brand new “enemy of liberty” in European paperwork and located an early acolyte in his absurd Oxford up to date Jacob Rees-Mogg. On graduating, Hannan persuaded some marginal rightwing MPs to pay him a wage as sole worker of the European Analysis Group; 20 years later he was persuading Johnson to go the depart marketing campaign. And so, as Kuper writes, as soon as once more “the timeless paradise of Oxford impressed its inhabitants to supply timeless fantasies like Alice in Wonderland, The Hobbit, Narnia, and, incubating from the late Eighties, Brexit”.

It goes with out saying, studying this historical past, that the overwhelming affect of a single form of graduate from a single college (and infrequently a single college, Eton) on the high of British public life has been profoundly damaging. Kuper affords some options – making Oxford solely a graduate analysis institute is one – but in addition hopes that the pandemic and all that has adopted from it'd lastly mark an finish to the British weak spot for “the novice ruler, evenly seasoned by Oxford tutorials”. If that's the case, an acceptable epitaph would possibly come from Rees-Mogg, who when challenged in October 2021 as to why Tory MPs weren't sporting face masks in parliament, answered: “We on this aspect know one another.” As if that had been all that ever counted.

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