Gran left with swollen face after falling over in toilets during £35 bottomless brunch

Nat Cooper thinks bottomless brunches aren’t for her (Image: SWNS)

A grandmother who ploughed via Lambrini, cocktails and prosecco for a boozy bottomless brunch ended up face-planting within the bathrooms.

Nat Cooper was celebrating her 43^rd birthday within the north west final weekend when she toppled over whereas sat on the toilet.

Photos present a nasty bump on her eye – and Nat now admits ‘I don’t assume bottomless brunches are for me’ after getting a suspected concussion.

The petrol cashier’s large morning started with some ill-advised pre-drinking on the bus to Chapo’s El Campeon in Ashton, Makerfield, final Saturday.

After two ‘large large’ vodkas and a can of Lambrini, Nat and her good friend Siobhan arrived on the restaurant and instantly hit the cocktails and limitless prosecco.

Throughout the two-hour sitting, which price the pair £35 every, Nat drank ‘numerous’ porn star martinis and glasses of prosecco.

That finally led to a go to to the lavatory the place all of it went mistaken for the mum-of-six from St Helen’s, Merseyside.

The mum-of-six fell over face first from on the bathroom (Image: SWNS)

Nat had a nasty bruise on her eye and thinks she acquired concussed (Image: SWNS)

After sitting on the bathroom with the cubicle door open so she may keep it up chatting, Nat admits she fell face first to the ground, smacking her eye.

The poor grandmother-of-one was picked up by Siobhan and believes she had a concussion as she doesn’t bear in mind the autumn or journey house.

‘Seeing my eye the following day, I used to be shocked’, she stated.

‘I used to be frantic, like what have I executed? Please inform me I’ve not been combating – I’m a nan!

‘I’ve solely been to 1 bottomless brunch earlier than, in Wigan, and I used to be sick on the restaurant earlier than we left.

Nat and her good friend Siobhan had been celebrating on her birthday (Image: SWNS)

‘This was my birthday day trip with my finest good friend, so I used to be excited and thought I’m actually letting my hair down.’

She defined that she had simply come again from a vacation and thought she may deal with cocktails.

‘These hit in another way’, Nat stated.

‘Clearly, we’d had pre-drinks – two large large vodkas as a result of Siobhan pours them like a professional.

‘I acquired a drink for on the bus too – a can of Lambrini, as a result of Lambrini ladies prefer to have enjoyable, don’t they?

Nat acquired via numerous porn star martinis and prosecco (Image: SWNS)

‘We acquired to the cocktail place and I simply began necking the cocktails.

‘I used to be ingesting Porn Star Martinis however you get a glass of prosecco as nicely which retains getting stuffed up so that you’ve acquired two drinks at a time and each my fingers had been full. I used to be like a pig in s**t.’

Nat remembers the meals being ‘attractive’ however stated ‘s**t hit the fan’ when she had a go to to the loos.

She defined: ‘I don’t even bear in mind going to the bathroom however apparently I went and like the fashionable fowl that I'm, I sat on the bathroom however left the door open speaking to Siobhan after which I simply flopped ahead.

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‘If I had of shut the door, I'd have solely banged on the door, however I hit the ground.’

A sort stranger provided them a carry house as an alternative of taking the bus – however the pair as an alternative acquired dropped off on the pub, the place the barmaid gave Nat some ice for her eye, she defined.

‘Finally, Siobhan and her mum just about carried me house and I went to mattress.

‘I used to be like Dory out of “Discovering Nemo” – I stored forgetting I had fallen and asking who hit me.’