I am no longer the Big Potato Heiress – I hope the new owners realise how special it is

The name got here at dinner-time on a Monday night time. Because it occurred, crispy roast potatoes have been a part of my dinner – as they incessantly are. The extreme consumption of potatoes in my life is a part of my heritage.

“Nicely, you’re now not the Large Potato Heiress,” my mom stated down the road. “The sale settled right this moment.”

For practically a decade, I’ve recognized what it feels prefer to be in a household that owns certainly one of Australia’s iconic Large Issues, after my dad and mom purchased it from its creator and builder, Jim Mauger, in 2014. I say “iconic”, however with regards to nationwide recognition of Australia’s huge issues on breakfast TV reveals or YouTube compilations, the Large Potato is all too usually unnoticed in favour of its extra flashy cousins such because the Large Prawn or Large Banana.

The Large Potato sits in an in any other case vacant lot within the NSW city of Robertson, subsequent to my dad and mom’ grocery retailer, which they constructed and have run for 34 years. My childhood was spent within the shadow of the Large Potato.

My first thought after getting the information?

Thank Godfordshire I gained’t have to speak to any extra business radio hosts and faux their jokes evaluating the BP to a poo are humorous. I’d even felt obliged to provide you with a couple of of my very own over time: “Yeah, Davo, it jogs my memory of a quantity 4 on the Bristol Well being Chart – wholesome, strong! You’d be glad to see such a factor drop out of your physique.”

Cue the Household Feud wrong-answer music.

After I introduced the sale on Twitter, my modest group of social media comrades responded in the way in which I really like finest: potato puns.

This information has mashed me up. I’m wedged between pleasure and disappointment. Is there no approach we might hash this out? Maybe if all of us chip in?

— Rachael (@RachaelHasIdeas) September 12, 2022

But one one that by no means sees the joke within the Large Potato is my father, Neil Tait. He loves the Large Potato. Actually loves it. Promoting it was a step in direction of reluctant retirement, and he’s not fairly able to say goodbye.

“I’m devastated,” he tells me. “Each time I put the store indicators out on that land, I practically begin crying. I’m so pleased with it.

“Individuals suppose it’s a joke, but it surely’s not. It’s so good for enterprise on this city. It’s actually underestimated.”

It’s been an enormous couple of years for La Grosse Pomme de Terre. It’s had all types of consideration. Earlier this yr it gained Australia’s shittest huge factor. Then there was an look on Channel Ten’s The lounge (nationwide tv!).

But essentially the most thrilling factor is that Hollywood got here to city for the primary time since George Miller introduced Babe to Robertson within the mid-Nineteen Nineties.

Nicole Kidman and Judy Davis dropped by to movie a scene of their Apple TV present ROAR proper in entrance of the Large Potato. The dialogue of their scene summed up what’s so particular about it:

“It’s so silly,” says Davis’s character, Rosie.

“Nicely, it makes you smile, nothing silly about that,” says Kidman’s character, Robin.

Maria Sava is the proprietor of the native bookstore, Ebook Nook 2577, which is throughout the street from the Large Potato.

“The Large Potato is a superb supply of enjoyable and satisfaction as each weekend folks arrive and take photographs with their households and associates,” she says. “It's also an emblem of our nice farming heritage.

“Being throughout the street, the Ebook Nook enjoys the regular enterprise derived from these guests and their real curiosity within the landmark.”

What does the long run maintain for the city’s pretty giant tuber?

The land is zoned for growth and Robertson – solely two hours from Sydney and down the mountain to Wollongong – has been a very enticing spot for tree-changers since Covid.

The Big Prawn in Ballina, NSW. For too long the flashy crustacean has eclipsed the Big Potato
The Large Prawn in Ballina, NSW. For too lengthy the flashy crustacean has eclipsed the Large Potato Photograph: Manfred Gottschalk/Alamy

“I hope it’s not demolished,” my dad says. “If the brand new proprietor desires to make use of the land for one thing else, I hope they’ll transfer the Large Potato to the close by Pinkwood Park, throughout the street and about 100 metres away.”

My dream is that the brand new house owners (and heiress, if there may be one) realise how particular this building of cement and soil is. Generations have grown up with it as a landmark and an indication of stability in a spot that’s ceaselessly altering. It’s been a relentless in our city for greater than 45 years.

Might it final no less than one other 45.

The film of Melanie Tait’s play The Appleton Women’ Potato Race is because of be shot in Robertson later this yr – with a powerful supporting function for the Large Potato.

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